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Okay, at some point in the future, I�ll be placing pictures of myself and my family. I�ll be looking for a top quality hit man to help me achieve my ambition of being an orphaned, only child. |
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For the record my family is as follows, and in the absence of photos, I have depicted them with an a piece of cartoon clip art I got from the net. |
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My Father Brian Geoffrey Park. For those of you who aren�t aware of the intricacies of Scottish Football, my father supports Aberdeen FC (I leave FC to be defined by the reader.) This team has an unfortunate reputation involving certain animals. But he hopes they will reach second bottom in the league this year. |
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My Mother is Margaret Mitchell Anderson Park. Currently a fellow inmate at Asda, she doesn�t support any strange football teams. Since she complains that she does al the work around the house, a lioness seems appropriate. |
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My brother Derrick (17), the pictures meant to be a slug - nuff said. |
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My youngest sibling, Kenneth Park (12). Somehow the only creature appropriate is a monkey, although at least he�s actually stopped climbing over furniture. Still eats a lot of bananas though... |
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Kirsty Park (14), Okay, in return for coffee provision for the remainder of the month, my sister gets to write the following (the views represented here are not my own.) Although I have to agree that a stripy haired creature is appropriate. |
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